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THE TOOTHFAIRIES

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Who We Are:

We are The Tooth Fairies, THE Tooth Fairies. The Fairies that fly into your bedroom at night in a totally non-creepy way to collect teeth that children have lost and replace it with money. Considering the declining value of teeth, we are pretty much miracle makers, and we don’t rely on the slave labor of elves.

We are your run of the mill everyone corporation, except we’re magical, and have been hiding our existence until now. Why go public? We’re broke and we need YOUR money. The irony isn’t lost on us.

Our Mission:

Here at the Tooth Fairies, we strive to collect teeth from children, once they've naturally fallen out, of course. Then we clean the teeth and sort them into piles. Why piles? Because kids lose a lot of teeth.

Secondary mission, to stay open by not going broke.

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