We are The Tooth Fairies, THE Tooth Fairies. The Fairies that fly into your bedroom at night in a totally non-creepy way to collect teeth that children have lost and replace it with money. Considering the declining value of teeth, we are pretty much miracle makers, and we don’t rely on the slave labor of elves.
We are your run of the mill everyone corporation, except we’re magical, and have been hiding our existence until now. Why go public? We’re broke and we need YOUR money. The irony isn’t lost on us.
Enjoys yelling at Starbucks employees, even if they get her drink right.
Is asleep more hours then awake on any given day.
Got banned from Instagram for accidentally posting a nude.
Has a Google Alert set up for her name, as zero hits.
Shaved beard off ex boyfriend while he was sleeping because it gave her a rash.
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